How NOT To Make A
I tell ALL in my tongue-in-cheek guide to quilting disaster. You won't feel intimidated by "perfect" quilts any more---not after you see how I started out. I confess to having made every mistake you can think of and then some, proving there's hope for everyone. This book is anti-intimidation for quilters, guaranteed to lift your spirits. If you loved the lecture, you'll love the book!
(48 pages/plenty of disgusting photos, some in color, (c)1994)
Please note. In the back of the book, on page 45, there is a paragraph stating that if you send a large self-addressed stamped envelope, you get a present. Please don't send the SASE. We ran out of the presents last year. This book was first published in 1994. We can no longer honor the "freebie" after 21 years. Really.
·Don't Worry, It'll Quilt Out
·If Nothing Falls Off You're Doing OK
·If It Doesn't Fit, Pull On It Or Cut It Off
·Don't Mark Quilting Lines With Food
·When Bad Binding Happens To Good People
·If You Can't Applique, Paint
·People With Big Chests Shouldn't Quilt In Small Cars
·If You Want Warmth, Buy An Electric Blanket
·Don't Add Seam Allowance More Than Once
·Only Sissies Machine Quilt
·After 53 Quilts You Can Still Make A Dog
Thank you for writing it [How Not To Make A Prize-Winning Quilt] and for sharing such happiness in the world. I laughed and laughed and laughed at myself and all my angst as a newbie. You made my day!
New Braunfels, TX
Just wanted to let you know I gave your book as a Christmas present to my quilting friends – they LOVED IT! Your sense of humor is delightful.