It's Already A Turkey...

It's Already A Turkey...
Judges were truly impressed by this Thanksgiving opus gone awry. The Sedalia, MO entrant gained points when judges noted that the entire quilt was stuffed with used bread wrappers. The innovative batting choice was complimented by chunks of novelty turkey fabric slapped to the front of the quilt and affixed with horrid machine stitches. Said one judge, "Not only is it ugly to look at, it feels bad when you touch it too. We are always looking for multi-sensory expression. Too bad she didn't think of putting a fart machine inside."