How would you like to be a "woman of the moose?"
If you want to get technical a female moose is a COW. Welcome COWS? Yeah, I'd rather be a woman of the moose. Or Moose Woman. Or Moosie. Moosette?
All the moose, and their women, seemed to have had a great time at their convention at the Sheraton Four Seasons in Greensboro, NC.