Tooling along the back roads of rural Michigan last summer we passed a road sign that said "Indoor Yard Sale” and I didn’t have my camera! I really do KNOW what they were thinking, but it just broke me up anyway and I giggled all day. HOW much a gallon?! ONLY?! Think about it! Translation, please? Get To Class! (I dare you!) I Should Hope So Don't Move A Mussel In Other Words, DUCK! Could You Be a Little More SPECIFIC? The Easy Way Let 'em pass! Tie Dye WHAT?! Flippin Good Sign Frog Crossing! Better Than _____! Hula Walker Words To Live By It's ALL $1.50 Now THAT'S Great Advice! A Forgone Conclusion? How Sad! Huh? Camel Crossing?! Eat Here, Get Gas! Unfortunate Proximity Deli & Tackle Shop Combo Underwear Shopping Reluctant Horses? I've Heard Of Those Places Before SENIOR Crossing?!!! Get a saw! Anti Monkey Butt Powder Or Would You Rather Be Towed? Morals Aside, Is the Furniture OK? Well Stocked Probably sounds Worse Than It Is Take That Exit Over There! Speeding Sign Baby Sale---And Cheap, Too! Democrat Parking Lot? How Romantic Which Way Did She Go?! Love The Sign That's Some "For Sale" Sign I Never Tire of A Good Pun Please Don't WHAT? Ranch Crossing Funeral Home in Buffalo I'd Rather See Where He Slept I'm So Glad They Have A Place To Call Their Own Great Restaurant Name---NOT! Great Gifts For Mom Pork for Passover?! No HUMPING?! Long Life! That's Some Deal! Now Hiring WHAT?! That's Some NAME! Not A Very Safe Safe! I'll have some BISQUITS with that... Ace is the place with the really confusing sale! Just Trying To Help Directionally Challenged Ooops! Nix the Knitting Gosh, what a safe place... Fartsdemper Can they DO that?! New Twist in Road Sign Unattended Children GUILT Show Absolutely NO Writing on the Walls! Cleanliness is next to Godliness A little CRAMPED, don't you think?! Interesting Forms of Payment Atmosphere?! Truth in Advertising Location Location Location Way to sell yourself! Divieto di Pesca That's Some Special! Watch Your Step?! What Could It BE?! Fish Crossing Spring Has Spung Doesn't Leave Too Many Options Valentine Special Yup, that's BIZAARE! Tag Free?! A Little Optomistic, Aren't We? Truth in Advertising Yeah. Looks like fun to me! WING?! Rocket Science? None for me, thanks... Gee, I hope so! Well, DUH! Semi-Frightening Stay out of the shadows Make up your mind! Four Food Groups The Porta Potty Story Obviously! Frozen WHAT?! Shoe Tree? Oxymoron? No Parking! That's Some Selection! One Stop Breakfast The Same in Any Language... Senior Tanning Translation, please? Tell it like it is! Maybe PHONICS? Encouragement is good... WHAT kind of limit? Traditional Alaskan Cuisine Have A Nice Day Remote WHAT?!!! That's some combination! Closed to HEAL! Quintessential Flower Bed A Little Difficult 11th Commandment Body Lotion Cup of Chili Location, Location, Location! Les's Rest Area Contraband Alchohol and Weapons Available INSIDE Welcome Moose Women Spellcheck FABRIC?! Stay Away From The Chicken! Just Because It's The Name Of Your Town... You Mean I CAN'T Do This Standing Up?! Free To Good Home Seems just a little drastic. Obfuscation Personified Dentist's Delight Sudsy Malone's Es-Car-Go? Fyr Fyter?! Shish Ka CAR?! There went MY depth perception! Overflow Parking Loose Senior Citizen Center An Odd Combination Isn't This OBVIOUS?! The Answer Old People Great Hours Care to share strange signs, odd typos, or other weird things out there in the open for anyone to find? Click HERE if you have an ORIGINAL photo. I won't post things you find on the Internet. Sorry.