You are if you’re a quilter! Get a free blue ribbon just like this one to prove it. Just send a LONG self-addressed, stamped, envelope to:   WINNER Worst Quilt In The World Contest™ c/o Mallery Press, Inc. 4206 Sheraton Drive Flint, Michigan 48532-3557 One ribbon per SASE while supplies last. Quilters living outside the United States should send a first class international postal reply coupon in lieu of a stamp on their self-addressed envelope. And if you forget the word "WINNER" we won't know what to do with your envelope! (So don't forget it!)